I am 100% certain that I am 0% sure of what I'm going to do. Or else it's over between us, you understand? Guys, we have to help out Dennis and his business. This is the place where Perd Hapley shot his movie review show Lights, Camera, Perd. Which is why I give E. We're not bailing anyone out.
City planner Mark Brendanawicz works with Leslie and Ann to help them navigate through the defensive bureaucrats and developers, but has been jaded by 15 years of working for the city of Pawnee. Go over there and talk to him and find out what his deal is. When a business fails, it dies, and a new, better one takes its place. That would be like giving food to a mortally wounded animal instead of slitting its throat and properly utilizing its meat and pelt. If you're lost, you can look and you will find me time after time go.
Is there anything else you need help with? This isn't what people want. This man is a failure. But if you tell anyone, I will kill you slowly with a giant syringe. Ann Perkins asked me if I would like to donate sperm, so she can have a baby. How did you get back in here? Although we are all sad and deeply grossed out that the Pawnee Videodome is turning into a porno palace, I am happy to announce that the Pawnee government will be hosting a weekly movie night here at the Community Center.
You may get a little heat for this, okay? These kids are renting my old clothes like they're going out of style. It's what makes America great. I'm throwing a huge cocktail party tomorrow for all my best clients. I think Mona-Lisa's stealing from me. No, I am here to express an opinion. So use your money wisely.
Yeah, I know I can. The government should not prop up a failed business. Leslie, seriously, where are we? This is the Pawnee Videodome. Rent-A-Swag shareholders: As you can see, your store is hoppin'. And nobody ever helped me. Oh, we only have Japanese slime candy and, um, Bulgarian wheat balls. I said, if you don't shape up, I'll fire you.
There will be free screenings followed by a discussion led by local film buff Dennis Lerpiss. Thanks for the advice, man. Uh, you can just watch it online, for free, whenever you want. Tommy laying down the law. Oh, my God, April, that's great! For you to tell me what's going on with Chris? Leslie tries to help a local video store stay in business after the owner is hit by the bad economy. I told you so, Leslie.
Anything can be a slam poem if you say it like this. My twin sister, from the same mister. It was a beautiful point. What are you even talking about right now? No, you have to be my friend. You are so freaking sexy right now, I could crap my pants. Mona-Lisa's taking advantage of you.
A place where you can rent such films as Cinema Paradiso or Rashomon. The porn industry in town was really faltering. Okay, we need to discuss your work habits. These will not be necessary. All these kids have fathers and mothers who have birthed them and are guiding them through life. And I'll have the number eight.
Like, uh, get the Tarkovsky movies No. Tom, I have something I need to talk to you about. It moves our country forward. One that's a little bit more upbeat. You know, Chris, every parent makes mistakes. Traeger call me when he gets back in.
I want to raise a child, with all the ups and downs and challenges that comes with it. And England okay and France terrible. And when I was in seventh grade, I went out back in the alley behind the store, and there was a giant hornet's nest. Okay, you have to choose one. You're just handing out blank checks.